It Multi-fandom oneshots. The other just rolls his eyes. Hah. They were all gathered in the communal room to relax. ", No one complained, if they said she couldn't pass then they'd be there all year. Maybe it was because she somehow sensed he was the only one not even slightly drunk. And of course you didn't have any ulterior motives at all, Bruce says, smiling. I mean, ask anyone. We should get on that, then. He stumbles forwards and clutches Clint's door frame to keep upright. The building came down and I couldn't leave because we were fighting while the building was burning and I got stabbed through the chest with a metal rod. How are you with spanking, though?. Dad questions and I flush. How on Earth did you manage that? Natasha says, arms folded against her chest, exuding disapproval of the situation but also a hint of intrigued curiosity that only Clint would be able to pick up on. So does Steve, to their slight surprise. Please consider turning it on!
Morning.. Edit* I've decided to just make this one shots, not just field tr Do you know how once you are doing somethingyou instantlyknow you shouldn't have even thought about doing it? Tony brightens considerably at that. This one counts.". #spiderman Natasha plays with the label on her bottle. Not more running, at least, which I totally admit, I did most of the running, but yeah. Which I'm gonna lie in, whether you're in it or not.. You're an Asgardian. "Hell yeah. #fieldtrip Good. Seriously Tony? Do you mind if I you don't have to answer if this makes you uncomfortable. He waits until Steve's looking at him. Everyone's got drinks, phones are off, all's well? Tony peers around, jittery with excitement again. DC Character It's your choice., Yeah, but Tony makes an annoyed sound and rolls over so he's facing Clint. Tasha? Clint says the next morning, when he finds her in the training room kicking Cap's ass. Danny, Luke, Ava, Nova, Aunt Nat, Mom, Dad, Uncle Clint, Uncle Thor, Uncle Sam, Uncle Rohdey, Uncle Bucky, Uncle Steve, Uncle Bruce, Uncle Loki, Wanda, Vision, Scott, T'challa, Shuri, and Aunt May. #marvel That's pretty much it. He thinks for a moment. He looks up at Clint when he comes; grins. It's like you don't know me at all. He grins and looks very lost. Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. Not even a little? comes Tony's voice, sulking. Never have I ever Bucky started, stolen a friends clothes and lied about it so I could keep it.. Alright, Tony said, because of course he would take charge of anything alcohol related, everyone have a drink? Quit whining and drink up you perv, was all Rhodey said in answer. They are both terrible at communication in general; how are they supposed to survive as boyfriends? My turn. No, I'm- Steve breaks off, brows furrowing. Clint can't help but laugh. You are not doing that when Clint is this drunk.. Thor glances down at his jug of mead with a bemused expression. So he smiles, too, and doesn't say anything. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: completed This is going to be so awesome, you guys, he babbles, and don't worry because I totally wasn't going for shawarma this time, I mean I really like it, and I know Thor and Steve do, but Barton, you've got that thing that you get because of Agent and I get it, so we'll just get some pizza or something wait, how do you feel about Greek? Two sets of arrows find their way to the target's center without him really concentrating. He tries to catch the Tony's gaze. I have an ally! It's entertaining, if not hell on the ear drums. But Devi Vishwakumar was something else entirely. Right! Because Clint's gotta be honest; that thought freaks him out just a little. ), depois que devi entrega o papelzinho do one free boink. yes let's do THAT" respectively. You go ahead, Tony, Steve says, and somehow manages not to sound condescending. Never have I evergone commando, Natasha disclosed. Was it Bucky Barnes? Natasha huffs a laugh and pulls back. I'm so awesome it hurts sometimes.. Tony purses his lips. "I am fine, thanks. It was great to see you again Nat! kind of way. Though, he admitted in his mind, he had been beaten up in and outside of plenty before the serum.
Here's nice. It was Peter's 21st birthday. Although I, you know. Tony sits outside Clint's door with bleary eyes and soot all over his shirt. In these Au's Loki is an avenger because I like that idea and him dying isn't an option whatsoever. To absolutely no one's surprise, Tony's really good in bed. "I may or may not have a boyfriend." And the minute flinch and tightening of Steve's frame answers the question well enough, doesn't it? Despite his reputation he has a filthy mouth. That's the great thing about being two guys who like to have sex a lot: they get to, well, have sex a lot. Seriously? Now it's my turn.". He rolls his bottle slowly between his fingers. Peter stood up. Prompt made by: Me It was a Friday night and the Avengers had come back from their latest mission tired, and bored. Vague snorts from the rest of the team. Peter didn't go to Manhattan very often-usually only to visit the Avengers Tower whenever he received an invitation, which wasn't often. Oh, yeah! Before they started, they all agreed to not let the game get sexual as there was a child present. And I didn't so much pee on his suit as I peed in his bag so technically, I guess I've peed on five suits. He looks down at his rapidly draining bottle. Clint doesn't give him one, so Tony rolls over onto his side on the couch, like a little kid. Dad yells and I shake my head. Are you gonna wake up and decide to try and kill me again?, Wasn't tryin', Clint murmurs into his pillow. Last year they played truth or dare that ended up with Peter walking down the side of the Empire State Building, no mask. Thanks, he says again. The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. Michelle was even prepared to get the bells from her own room. He knew Sally was lesbian or bi, but with MJ he didn't know. But apparently, now is the moment to talk. Thor chuckles and the two of them fist-bump. Steve Rogers/ Captain America Proceed at the risk of your sanity. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. Why, thank you, Anthony!. Simply reader inserts with the fandom/character of your choice! Are you trying to get the full Avenger set?.
Avengers Fanfiction Stories | Quotev Nat knows that Clint's defences come down when he's drunk, which is why he does it rarely and only in the company of people he trusts. 'I want to be referee!' A small, annoying part of him wonders if Tony's actually been personally acquainted with Captain America's dick and adds that if Clint wants to find out, this would be the perfect opportunity. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". My boyfriend, because I know you won't leave me alone until I tell you, is Wade Wilson-", "The merc with a mouth?" Um, thank you, Clint, he says softly. What the- are you going commando, Barton? Tony's voice is a little strangled. Tony laughs more, and so does Thor, and then Natasha pushes at his back and says bed, now, and Clint stumbles off. Never have I ever been on top of the Chrysler Building, Steve says. Don't screw up.".
Marvel One-Shots [NO REQUESTS] - NEVER HAVE I EVER - Wattpad Devi Vishwakumar finally has it all. Clint actually has respect for that manipulation strategy although that doesn't mean he approves of it being used on him. Tony makes a small, disgruntled noise and rubs his face, except he miscalculates the motion and it turns into more of a slap that swipes across his cheek and into his ear. The guy isn't being handsy; not even clingy. You peed on his suit? Steve asks, and sounds half gleeful and half scandalized. "When have you ever driven? Why MJ chose him to 'be in charge', he didn't know. LOKI BABYSITS PETEY (+ EVERYONE ELSE I GUESS), THE LEVEL RED INTERNS (Slight Spideypool), 5 TIMES PETER HELPED THE AVENGERS (+1 TIME THEY HELPED HIM), LIFE GOES ON WITHOUT THEM [ENDGAME SPOILERS], A GHOST OF THE PAST [+ A/N ANNOUNCEMENT AT THE END], CONFINED TO A WHEELCHAIR (FOR LIKE A FEW WEEKS, CHILL), LET ME FALL (REQUESTED PART TWO) [TRIGGER WARNING], IS THE NEW ARM THAT NOTICEABLE? And a happy drunk, as well, she says with a sigh. Lifted Mjlnir" Wanda said. We are, aren't we?. What? Or out of the bedroom. Tony said. It wasn't a conscious decision for either of them, which is freaky as hell. The thought is kind of baffling. Right?. Clint kind of wants to hug the guy. I will not do that, and will be a referee.". Bad luck more than anything. Work Search: When Natasha helps him upright, he can see her swaying, and grins. Okay, so this is just a book of MCU (mostly Peter Parker centric) one shots with tropes you've read a thousand times. And, I might add, the suit had a filtration system.. Bi-curious, Peter shrugged, giving Tony a high five when he raised his hand. Tiredness and sleep is closing in on him, fast, so Clint spreads out fully in the big bed and lets himself get dragged under. Well, there you go. Tony's fingers trace a scar on Clint's lower back; stray bullet, Prague. "Never have I ever been stabbed." Cindy had already said something, and some people put down their thumb, but he hadn't heard her. "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with Uncle Bucky and Uncle Steve. The Avengers get together to play "never have I ever" and some people seem to be determined to shock everyone, and some just want to pick on Tony for his partying past. Never have I ever woken up with no idea where I was, Wanda mused. Sally and Seymour had claimed the bed, and were laughing about the ugly hotel colors, and how to pronounce 'croissant'. Possibly from Clint. Right., Really, Cap? Tony grimaces. Barton are you hugging Cap without his consent? Tony asks, laughter in his voice, from behind Clint. "You knew?" Mmm, neat. Parker (Never Have I Ever) Shira (Never Have I Ever) Zoey (Never Have I Ever) Grief/Mourning Hurt/Comfort Best Friends Developing Relationship Self-Harm Des has a dark side Panic Attacks Single Parents Depression Non-Consensual Groping Teen Pregnancy Dream Dad Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. Clint wouldn't have pegged him as particularly bendy, but here he is, pulling off a move even Clint struggles with on some days. I was dirt poor in the great depression. Peter said slowly, avoiding everyone's eyes and looking down at his empty shot glass instead. We have to hurry or Mr. Stark will be mad at you for being late again." I don't care what you want this to be, Stark I just like knowing what I'm getting into. He doesn't mean it as an accusation, and he's glad when it doesn't sound like one. But it'd be nice if you didn't prove my abandonment and trust issues wrong but high-tailing out of here. She took a shot. Everyone stared at Peter for a solid five seconds. Clint wakes long before Tony, and has time to take a shower and eat breakfast before Tony staggers into his relatively modest living room. MJ, these are the guys." Clint doesn't avoid Tony. Peter put his sleeve down again. Yes, Tony, Bruce says in his indulgent and slightly patronising tone, and Clint has another giggle-fit into Nat's shoulder. It's important to establish routines. He nods faux-seriously. Never have I ever Bruce swirls his half-emptied glass once, before looking mischievous. And nobody wants that shit. It's strangely nice. Because you're worth it., Bruce snorts. Yeahlets just move on from Peters apparent sluttiness Tony motioned to Natasha. 'kay, Clint says, sensing the opportunity to stay; which means he doesn't need to get dressed again, and then fumble for his own room. Clint remembers reading Tony's file, and how much of it had culminated in Howard Stark and Tony's father issues. Huh. Tony frowns and kisses Clint, cautiously, like he's checking something. Not that drunk, Farton, Tony says, and promptly doubles over laughing at his own tasteless joke. He was technically not lying, right? Cindy stupidly pointed out that he had 'Muscles! Never have I ever Wanda smiled evilly as she side-eyed Tony, done a line of cocaine off a woman I didnt knows ass.. Yeah, well that is what I am thinking right now. Thor's a beast in the sack.. Mmmmmmm, he says approvingly and wriggles a little. Nazi, Steve says. You're a whiner, Tony mutters and shifts; squirms to get comfortable. I'm really sorry, Clint says, and promptly squirms back under the covers when he remembers that he's still naked. Then Peter took a shot. Tony, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha all drank. The room was silent for a moment and few flinched when Tony flipped the coffee table. Yeah, you're doing a bang-up job, Tony., Aaaand we're back on first-name basis! Tony says and does an actual fucking fist-punch in the air. Not that fond of the taste, to be fair, but it'll do nicely. ', But he did anyway. Yep. Clint nods. Before anyone could ask him what he meant by that, Bruce decided to take his turn to get it over with as quickly as he could "Never have I ever shot a gun.".
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