They do not assimilate they replicate the third world conditions in their homelands that they fleed from. var l=new Array(); There are all types of immigrants here..We have legal and illegal. Today, U.S.-born Cuban Americans have a higher average household income than non-Hispanic whites, $50,000 vs. $48,000, and 39% of U.S.-born Cuban Americans have at least a four-year college degree, compared with 33% of non-Hispanic whites. However, there is definitely a cultural aspect to this, not just the size of the city. You Deserve More Than an Ordinary Vacation. Free $60 Account Today's Best Bet. Sure, 2-3 days at the beach and water is always nice. cj Open your eyes, start hanging out somewhere else. I couldnt stand Miami the entire 23 yrs. Three North Miami Beach commissioners who have been holding up city business by not showing up at meetings have been ordered back to work. Lol. All roads lead to over town! Miami is not really a american city as spanish dominates here. var l=new Array(); By the way, why is it everytime I come home for X-mas and go to a gym around my parents house in Kendall, all the young people, b/w 18-30 talk in Cubanaso? In the 2011 report, Miami ranks as one of the least safe driving cities, landing at number 180 on the list. Jill Poor guy, his dick never grew to normal size and ended up as a columnist for an unknown magazine. says: Ha ha haAnna has her panties in a bunch. Just because someone grew up in a neighboring country with a different name, or listens to rhythmic music with a -slightly- different beat does not make them unique. You should go to live on Mars for being a misfit. //]]> Golden Panther in the Midwest He is probably hating because Miami has the biggest population of hispanic people, is one of the most diverse places, is very international. If you spend your weekends only at South Beach, where actual Miami natives dont go, its your own fault youve had such a horrible experience in Miami. I will agree with the vapid and superficial undertones the city offers, because of what it is advertised as to the world. [CDATA[ var output = ''; If you had, you would have found that there are multiple people native to Miami who are taller than 6 ft, which is confirmed by observation. MIAMI Life Dreams says: I probably should not take the time to type my thoughts as I have a paper to write, but here I go. var l=new Array(); No English at Mcdonalds, even in Miami. We were happy no matter what were doing in Miami Beach. Ive lived in Miami all my life, born and raised, for 30yrs+. Not first or second, but hardly near the middle., especially when you consider this includes the entire United States and many smaller cities. says: I guess this is supposed to be funny and cheeky, but its mostly just stupid and irrelevant. I hate that mess. Not many bad neighborhoods out here in CO (some of course) and I dont need that again (been mugged in Camden NJ by gangsta wannabes). Laurel //--> The Marielitos have ruined it. gave me a very huge joy because this details were not just useful but through DR EWAN my relationship that was heading to a break down was restored and i am proud to say it on this site that i have been successfully married to the man that i have always wanted to marry. Tell your city officials to lift the laws on food trucks and the culture will skyrocket to Brooklyn levels. says: So I like totally read the first 10 comments and the last 1 and Im sitting here like So I guess it really depends on who you are in the case of liking miami cause I was born and raised in Texas and moved to Miami with friend and we like it completely but other people (not like us) think it is the city for staten?? l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 97';l[15]=' 107';l[16]=' 105';l[17]=' 97';l[18]=' 108';l[19]=' 97';l[20]=' 109';l[21]=' 117';l[22]=' 119';l[23]=' 103';l[24]=' 111';l[25]=' 100';l[26]=' 111';l[27]='>';l[28]='\"';l[29]=' 109';l[30]=' 111';l[31]=' 99';l[32]=' 46';l[33]=' 108';l[34]=' 105';l[35]=' 97';l[36]=' 109';l[37]=' 103';l[38]=' 64';l[39]=' 97';l[40]=' 107';l[41]=' 105';l[42]=' 97';l[43]=' 108';l[44]=' 97';l[45]=' 109';l[46]=' 117';l[47]=' 119';l[48]=' 103';l[49]=' 111';l[50]=' 100';l[51]=' 111';l[52]=':';l[53]='o';l[54]='t';l[55]='l';l[56]='i';l[57]='a';l[58]='m';l[59]='\"';l[60]='=';l[61]='f';l[62]='e';l[63]='r';l[64]='h';l[65]='a ';l[66]='<'; [CDATA[ says: Im glad you left Miami, at least now youre happy and satisfied living in a less primitive part of the country, perhaps where no one speaks Spanish or at least where Hispanics like my self, are a small minority. Over 10 years of excellent service guiding tours. Big deal. But what is funnier to me was how others took it. 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I have seen the rest of the world and it pales in comparison to Miami. Absurd. 11. I just moved back to Miami and I agree with 90% of this. etc. Most of them are about hideous frumps or slags trapping tourists. I am talking about the cost of living in South Florida compared to MOST countries in Latin America. [CDATA[ says: To the commenter from 4:17 p.m. on 5/29 -. second - This could be said about every major city in the USA. If you see one them haphazardly chances are shes one of the toilet scrubber staff. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) , I WOULD HAVE BROUGHT HIM RIGHT HERE IN THE STATES IF POSSIBLE. SENSE OF HUMOR DETECTION FAILED Dawn 25. and explain all your problems to him consider it solve just like magic. Otherwise theyd realize how frighteningly (and amusingly) true this list is! The nice climate and favorable demographics is just not enough imo. Take a walk on Venice Beach and then consult me, dumbass. I never believed in spell casting but After 5 years of marriage my husband left me because I lost my womb, and i was unable to give birth to children. . } Meanwhile theres a line of 10 people waiting to order. says: OHH Christine, Ive been there. Not only come back, the spell caster opened him up to know how much I loved and needed him. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += ""+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Look at his girl, and expect a barrage of shit-talk. I do not know if it is a clever ploy of people who drive to not carry insurance. } I grew up in Miami, before the craziness, and agree that it has become unrecognizable, making it increasingly difficult for the few to get out! I did what any partner would and stood by my ex-boyfriend, then he decides to dump me by text and phone telling me that he was hurt by my Mums behavior when they had a blew. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_fS0gAROYx5').innerHTML = output; else output += unescape(l[i]); else output += unescape(l[i]); I have since educated myself (3 degrees later) and moved from Miami and can value what the first generation of Cuban immigrants accomplished. Miami Join a literary club and see Khaled Hosseini and various renowned authors appear at events in Miami. He's still living gay life like it's the '90s -- including that part where he's not out to his mom. What a pity for Miami and other immigrant cities. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += ""+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; If youre looking for drugs, then youll find it. Most bosses arent any more knowledgeable or competent than their employees, they likely got the job because theyre friends with someone, or the moron who hired them never asked them a single relevant question or checked a single resume, or they were hot. I recommend this method to all people who want to eliminate the herpes from your body forever contact. I grew up in Ft. Lauderdale, had the pleasure of spending my college years in Miami at FIU (you know, the REAL University of Miami) and have spent the past two and a half years out of state for grad school (so much for dumb Miamians, huh?). You would also know how to use the word those instead of that but I guess youre just as ignorant as the author var output = ''; says: Miami by the numbers: says: Hey moris carbella ur guy for hook up soft hard acid.lsd molly coke weed.just email me at . The only thing Ill dispute with Matt is still he prefers Miami over Los Angeles and Newport Beach. You fools are boring to hell living from the past telling the old American dollar vs Cuban pesos that happened 50 years ago. document.write('